spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

Spikey Mikey

Then a girl has recently shaved her pussy and the stubble has started to come through, the girl then rides your dick and gives you a red rash where the stubble has rubbed against your skin.

'Bro that bitch have me a spikey mikey last night, hurt like fuck, hope she shaves before next time'

by Abarthdriver666 June 11, 2018

Spikey

An unsettled mood where any event is viewed as negative or threatening. People in a spikey mood are difficult to please and react very badly to everything.

Did you speak to Sue this morning, god that girl is spikey today.

Please can you try to be less spikey on Monday mornings, I am fed up with hearing you snap at your colleagues and co-workers over nothing.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have

If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez

by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012

Yikey Spikey!

An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.

"Yikey Spikey! So that what a pink sock means! I just thought it was hosiery of a pastel colour!"

by w00fdawg September 6, 2005

red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey

"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"

by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021