spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

spinal fluid

Cerebrospinal fluid (Spinal Fluid) is a clear, colorless body fluid found in the brain and spinal cord. It is produced by specialised ependymal cells in the choroid plexuses of the ventricles of the brain, and absorbed in the arachnoid granulations.

The doctor extracted the spinal fluid using a lumbar puncture.

by ‌ ‌ ‌ April 19, 2020

Spinal Tap

A medical procedure which involves tapping the spinal cord (similar to tapping a keg) to remove infected cerebro-spinal fluid.

Bob just got a spinal-tap because his cerebro-spinal fluid got infected.

by Phil316 August 20, 2005

Spinal Biscuit

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.

"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2

by That other different other guy April 24, 2020

spinal jam

a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.

i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it

my back is killing after spinal jamming last night

im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!

by matt crighton April 7, 2008

spinal cord

that, like, bone shit behind your bigass chest and sexy abs yknow?
somethin ta do with holding your entire body together. also if you damage it you're pretty much fucked

My spinal cord is damaged; there fore, i am fucked.

by thespinalman October 19, 2013

Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.

Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”

by thicccneck December 11, 2018