Oil Spill

When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.
Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.
by aSaltyBuccaneerJTJM October 06, 2011
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"damn did you see that oil spill in the pool?"
by valere March 14, 2008
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Oil Spill

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.
Bob gave Marry an Alaskian Pipe Line on Friday night. Bob and Marry got to drunk and forgot about it. On Saturday night Marry abruptly gave Bob a massive Oil Spill. Their marriage blossomed like never before after that.
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Oil spill

A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
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oil spill- when it hot outside and you have to run to the toilet and dont make it in time.
I was walking down the street, then kicked it into high gear, B-lined to nearest crapper unsuccessfully and had an oil spill.
by terrance ward April 04, 2007
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oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend
by hobbitchaser April 20, 2011
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Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
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