The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven March 22, 2003
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the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand
'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'
by zolivia December 8, 2010
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A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.
Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.
by Yobungus1337 January 1, 2011
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spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off
yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!
by banky11 October 11, 2006
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the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.
by andersonland.org June 21, 2004
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A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.
Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"
by pinklily06 February 4, 2010
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)
Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
by ridetherockittt November 8, 2007
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