spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

Spiderlouse

The one and only edition of spiderman. There is nothing you can do about it.

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Spiderlouse!"

by ScrallySam May 22, 2022

spiderloaf

An improvised dinner where you take the most devious of shits and give it to your neighbor as a gift if they don't like the way it smells or taste you attach a string to the craploaf and swing it around in attempt to maul them.

I got to spiderloaf the fuck out of Jerry this morning!

by cuckhold727 December 16, 2022

Spidercock

A rare species of spider that have a cock attached to their body, usually found in Uganda

"LOOK OUT ITS A SPIDERCOCK!!!"

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

spiderlong

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.

by Spiderlong December 24, 2024