Noun: A bold face lie that is yelled at a group of unsuspecting people and very easy to fact check as false.
Karen ran into the conference meeting today and told us quite a spicer when she yelled "I only have 9 fingers" while showing us all 10 of her fingers.
by herosdestiny January 22, 2017
Get the Spicermug. Rare first name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.
Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea
Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.
Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea
Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.
by GOD36012 April 28, 2011
Get the Spicermug. 
Get the Spicermug. by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2017
Get the spicerismmug. by rawrrrrr20938750283750r1 December 30, 2011
Get the spicermug. 
Get the spicermug. Evil heartless person who abuse animals by neglecting to give them medical care and starving them while they live in their own feces and urine. A Spicer can also collect money from the public claiming it will be used to care for animals rescued.
AKA: A liar.
AKA: A criminal, who spends more time in court then out of it.
A Spicer also uses themself in sentences as a third party, instead of saying me or I, they can say "we" or "us" in hopes of intimidating others to think there are more people involved and not appear like a single unit.
A Spicer will threaten to sue anyone and everyone, when in reality they are already in hot water and in jail or court.
A wacko.
How many "I's" are in Tedi?
None, because she always makes it "Us" or "We".
AKA: A liar.
AKA: A criminal, who spends more time in court then out of it.
A Spicer also uses themself in sentences as a third party, instead of saying me or I, they can say "we" or "us" in hopes of intimidating others to think there are more people involved and not appear like a single unit.
A Spicer will threaten to sue anyone and everyone, when in reality they are already in hot water and in jail or court.
A wacko.
How many "I's" are in Tedi?
None, because she always makes it "Us" or "We".
Oh my! That man just did a Spicer and punched that poor dog in the head just punched that dog and pulled a Spicer.
How can you tell when a spicer is lying?
Their mouth is moving.
I just lost a hundred dollars by a scam. I was spicered.
How can you tell when a spicer is lying?
Their mouth is moving.
I just lost a hundred dollars by a scam. I was spicered.
by BEEEEAST March 30, 2011
Get the SPICERmug.