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Evil heartless person who abuse animals by neglecting to give them medical care and starving them while they live in their own feces and urine. A Spicer can also collect money from the public claiming it will be used to care for animals rescued.

AKA: A liar.

AKA: A criminal, who spends more time in court then out of it.

A Spicer also uses themself in sentences as a third party, instead of saying me or I, they can say "we" or "us" in hopes of intimidating others to think there are more people involved and not appear like a single unit.
A Spicer will threaten to sue anyone and everyone, when in reality they are already in hot water and in jail or court.
A wacko.

How many "I's" are in Tedi?
None, because she always makes it "Us" or "We".
Oh my! That man just did a Spicer and punched that poor dog in the head just punched that dog and pulled a Spicer.

How can you tell when a spicer is lying?
Their mouth is moving.

I just lost a hundred dollars by a scam. I was spicered.
by BEEEEAST March 14, 2011

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