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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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slicking the cue ball

The act of shaving one's own head.
Sorry I'm late I was busy slicking the cue ball
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Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid
Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen
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Shicking

Moderately more shocking than shocking alone.
First Dude: Hey dude did you see the monobrow on that little kid?

Second Dude: Yeah dude, that was totally shicking. I don't think I've ever seen something that shicking.
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splicing the cat

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey
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Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.
I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.
by Cetra October 9, 2008
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Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
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