Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009

Shericheatonslutlious

(n) Puerto Rican carriers of the disease Shericheatocious. In its radioactive form, it lays dormant in the dark pointy nipples until ignited by the Irishman's semenal activator. See Shericheatocious

During Bridge's amniocentesis, the doctor foretold her that the Cortez name would be slandered with filth from that of her trashy, slutty, dirty, whorey, skanky, tramp of a daughter Laura Rooney due to the fact that she would be a bearer of Shericheatonslutlious.

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

Spermicle

The Sparkle of The Sperm, The Sperm that made the cut.. The Oracle To The Testi. Fun way of saying you are the favorite child.

Julia is my spermicle.

by Always_Jewels June 16, 2011

spherical asshole

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.

He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.

by Fearman November 11, 2007

spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

by derelictus May 31, 2010

Spedicle

Spedicle commonly mistaken for the term sped, is an unintelligent dumb ass who believes everyone maintains a friendship with them when everyone actually believes they are a gay/lesbian prostitute and takes pleasure in laughing at them behind their back.

Lili you spedicle, you can't just ask to feel someone's muscles.

by Doctor Rigby May 12, 2014

sherilee

Sherilee is a beautiful and youthful person who loves making connections with people wherever she goes! She is very caring and nurturing, as well as curious and adventurous. Many describe her as 'fairy-like' and she is very intuitive. They tend to be very close to God/the Divine. Sherilee's love to learn about everything and usually express themselves in some artistic form. Sherilee's care very much about the details and might become a bit controlling - though this is either to protect themselves or to ensure that everyone has the best time ever! Sherilee's love everything outdoors and feel happiest in nature or around family. They are very loving and whoever makes it into that sphere of 'family' is treated with love and concern for life! As a friend she brings constant joy and you laugh together all the time! If you are lucky enough to have a Sherilee as a mom than you had a very loving childhood. Sherilee's internal light is always on. The only time it goes dim is when someone mistreats her or hurts someone she loves. But fear not, Sherilee's are extremely strong in spirit and nothing dampens them forever. She gives unconditional love though it can be hard for her to see that others feel that way about her and love her unconditionally back. She is truly a spectacular person and the world is a much much better place with a Sherilee in it.

Adults: Whenever I am around Sherilee I feel like a kid again!

People: Wow, Sherilee is such a good artist.

Man: My wife Sherilee is my best friend. We also have a great sex life!

by PureG5985 November 28, 2021