Spermuda Triangle

With 1 guy and 3 girls and he jacks off into one of their mouths but can't remember which one and can't find the load

Oh man, I had these three chicks over last night, I blew my load in one of their mouths and couldn't remember which chick, total Spermuda Triangle

by robsbemmer December 2, 2014

spermulate

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."

Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

Spermulate

To spermulate, is to jizz your big volumtuous load.

I spermulated all over your grannys pussy last night. It was spermulicious.

by Dense boner forest November 24, 2018

Spermarang

1. The girl that you throw out, and she keeps coming back.

2. A female rugby groupie who has had sex with or attempted to fornicate with multiple members of the team.

I took this chick home from the bar, and after one night she's turned into a real spermarang.

Did you know Krystyl has slept with the whole rugby team? She's such a spermarang.

by Dr. LOL September 6, 2020

Spermglary

The unlawful theft of one's ejaculate.

When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.

by blasme April 6, 2010

spermilate

V. To ejaculate semen into (or onto) a person, place or thing.

"On redtube, you can see people spermilate in a variety of ways."

"I spermilated on Paris!"

or, "I spermilated on Paris (Hilton)!"

by Hemlockgourmand May 25, 2010