Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

spermilator

A man that loves bareback sex and can produce a lot of ejaculation. Repeatedly dumps man milk in his lovers.

(Spermilator)

by The1Nonly November 11, 2013

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Spermicus

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

by way2go March 9, 2009

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 20, 2013

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017