spermer

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue

kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here

by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

by dj1234 February 4, 2008

spermeable

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon

"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"

by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

by naasty May 8, 2010

Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!

My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!

by amylou5276 June 25, 2010

spermnap

To have sex with a man in order to get pregnant

To steal a man's sperm and insert it into your vagina

Can you believe Rashida? She spermnapped that guy at the bar last month and now she's pregnant!

She really wants a baby, so she's gonna spermnap the next guy she sleeps with.

by PulpDictionAri December 8, 2011

Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018