Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
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Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
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1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.
2) Something that you were a long time ago.
3) The inhabitants of testicland.
4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
2) Something that you were a long time ago.
3) The inhabitants of testicland.
4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
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"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
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Get the Spermaholic mug.I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
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When I called Qwest (or Verizon, Sprint, the bank, the city, etc) they left me on permahold while he/she "researched my issue".
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