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Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Spermwhale

The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.
"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
by Scuba Sam February 26, 2009
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Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.
That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.
by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006
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spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
by ladynz April 24, 2008
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permahold

Permanent hold i.e.: While on the phone, being placed on hold for more than two Muzak songs or three replays of the company's advetising loops.
When I called Qwest (or Verizon, Sprint, the bank, the city, etc) they left me on permahold while he/she "researched my issue".
by Walt Ottenad September 4, 2007
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