Speeze

A spazz and a sneeze combined; a very seizure-type of sneeze.

My brother just speezed, and got it all over his clothes.

by rhavfletch December 10, 2023

Speeze

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!

by Oak tree November 13, 2013