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a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship
Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses
skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007
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Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.
Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"
The most genuine, sweet, caring, funny and easy-going guy that one will ever meet. Spenser can make friends with strangers and have them rolling on the ground in laughter. A man who is sensitive to one's feelings but a real badass manly man otherwise. Someone who is well endowed and knows how to put it down. Also, the sexiest one women man in the world. People always want to be around Spenser whether it's be for his humor, laid back attitude, sex appeal, or just a good time.
Friend 1: What should we do tonight?

Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.

Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!
Spenser by his1andonly February 3, 2010

Sweeseburger 

The act of a swedish person eating a cheeseburger while highly inebriated and hurling incomprehensible swear words in random directions.
"Dude, you remember last night, ricke went all Sweeseburger after the club."
Sweeseburger by XeroThirteen June 4, 2009
She. She's lovely and one of a kind. You'll regret the day you lost her and she'll never leave your mind no matter how hard you try. Her laugh is infectious and her smile lights up a room. A goddess. She's funny and she never disappoints. If you get ahold of Spenser, never let her go. She'll be the best decision you ever made. She has a great ass and everyone wants her. She's a total badass. Don't fuck things up with Spenser
Who likes Spenser?
Everyone.
Spenser by The luckiest mf January 2, 2013

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.
The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.
Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003