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speedosausage

Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.

Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.

The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
That guy's speedosausage is visible!!!

I thought it was a roll of quarters
by orange peel April 11, 2008
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speedish

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat
Bish said what... while on coffee,words are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
by PIMPIVPIS May 1, 2008
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Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009
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speedis

"That Lachy is such an australian speedis"
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Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
by Bright Soul October 6, 2023
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speedstagrin

John just got back from his first drive, he was all speedstagrin.
by SpeedsterOwners.com March 29, 2005
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speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
by van nelle January 9, 2009
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