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Speedbagging the helmet 

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

Speed Bagging 

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock
My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

Speed Bagging 

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.
"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"
Speed Bagging by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019

speedballing 

Mixing either heroin and cocaine or heroin and crack cocaine. Usually injected, but sometimes the cocaine is snorted and the heroin injected.
speedballing is bliss. a fucked up bliss.
speedballing by TFS January 6, 2006

speed bagging 

To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"
You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.