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speedbag

To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.
I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.
by Ljo93 August 6, 2008
mugGet the speedbagmug.

speedbag

v.
To repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your balls as you masturbate, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.
I was speedbaggin' Becky and jizzed in her hair.
by Jizzones October 15, 2006
mugGet the speedbagmug.

Speedbag

Last night I tried to Abraham Lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!
by DirtyNitro February 14, 2015
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speedbag

the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.
weeks's mom likes it when i speedbag her.
by chikochan April 28, 2005
mugGet the speedbagmug.

Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).
"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
by Washuaiki June 14, 2009
mugGet the Speedbagedmug.

Speedbag

Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.
1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.
by B Roz December 8, 2004
mugGet the Speedbagmug.

Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.
That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.
by BigDaddyC6969 October 5, 2020
mugGet the Speedbagmug.

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