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specsaver

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.
2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.
by Nesty. January 4, 2012
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
by r3dfox January 7, 2008
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Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"
person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
by Scott2357 October 5, 2016
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specky

Derisory term for someone who wears spectacles.
Oi! Ref ya specky bastard! You can't see the end of your nose you twat!
by chird September 10, 2003
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speccy cunt

A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.
“Jerry, ye speccy cunt.”

“He jumped off the roof, the speccy cunt.”
by Speccyretard December 7, 2017
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specs

specifications; used to describe the details of a particular kind of machinary, building, or other item with precise information that differs from others in its area, often the hardware and software of a pc, like the processor, RAM, and os operating system.
"I need computer help."
Q: What are your specs?
A: p4 3GHZ, 1GB ram, winxp.
by runandwin July 13, 2005
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specky moonfruit

don’t have a definition for this but yeah everyone’s a specky moonfruit
“your a specky moonfruit
by specky moonfruit December 30, 2021
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