Spaztard 

When someone is so stupid that they deserve to be called more than a retard or a spaz it’s a spaztard

Omg u look an absolute spaztard

Spaztard by K1ngy2004 October 31, 2018

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spactard 

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

spactard by Tanita April 22, 2006

Spantard 

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

Spantard by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002