scasty

Combination of the words "scary" and "nasty"
Used to describe something awkwardly ugly, funny, or weird
You may add suffixes or prefixes (as seen in examples 3-5)

1. "Mr. Bean's face is so scasty!!!"
2. The way Arnold Schwarzenegger talks is really scasty.
3. That girl ran away scastily.
4. You're such a scaster!
5. I'm the scast master!

by HaleemaDee May 9, 2011

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

by Ramz January 10, 2007

Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.

Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!

by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Splasty

A move performed during a sexual encounter where you vomit in the female's butthole and she diahrreas on your new jacket.

I like when I get wasted because it's a good opportunity for my girlfriend to drop me a good splasty

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009