Sartex Dynasty

Sartex dynasty is a group started by the THICCCCCCCC man BrutalSartex and co-owner big daddy PelpetSartex, both are big hot men :drooling_face:

Sartex Dynasty sells drugs to recruits in reaperaarons BA

by FishSartex March 28, 2022

spantex

Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.

Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

by Kevin Zolitor January 12, 2009

sparter

A guy who leans forward and farts in your face when you are bench pressing.

Tom asked Pete to be his spotter when he went to bench 210# but Pete turned into a sparter when he leaned in and farted.

by Pete August 23, 2003

Spantexting

The exchange of brief written messages in spanish thru electronic communication between individuals or a groups of normally non spanish speaking individuals.

Quit spantexting me, you idiot, send the message in english or don't send it.

by sameoldtrouble June 3, 2010

sparten

a word describing something that is sparce

this is a sparten place

by rob April 30, 2005

Spartear

A Spartan who has a super hero power of killing you with her gypsy tears!

"Spartear"... Nbd

by Megashrink July 4, 2008

Smartext

A text message that is smart; something one doesn't normally receive.

Dude, she sent me a smartext, she's clearly the one.

by ExoliaZephlyn March 18, 2013