Skunkmonkey

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.

The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!

by fusion73 March 2, 2010

spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

Monkey, Sandmonkey

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)

Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that

by ZicoWico August 20, 2006

spongmonkey

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

by truthlesshero March 19, 2004

sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

by snoopman May 2, 2009

Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey

Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"

by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008

spankbank

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.

Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?

by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008