Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

spanky-g

Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.

spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.

by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006

spanky love

Boston area comedic legend. The guy that always gets a laugh, no matter the circumstance. Lives in some other reality, probably not human.

That's some Spanky Love shit right there. The funeral was great. Even the Widow was cracking up!

by VeteranKnightOwl May 28, 2016

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013

panda spanked

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.

Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.

by enile8 May 12, 2011

Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016