spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

Spankterial

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

If a girl sends a guy some provocative pictures through text messaging, he can then use those photo's as spankterial.

by johnnyAppleSeed2906 April 11, 2011

Miezbach-Spanker

Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.

With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.

Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.

Miesbach - Location of first appearance

Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit

"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."

"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."

by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006