Spaniard

Cruel backward people who throw donkeys from high buildings and torture farm animals to death for entertainment.

See: Spanish Spain
Q: How do you tell if a Spaniard's been in your house?

A: The dustbin's empty and the dog's legs are broken.
by Port Stanley January 12, 2004
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Spaniard

The term "Spaniard" is a term used by snobby Mexicans to describe a rich Mexican, an educated Mexican, or a Mexican that owns a business.
Welcome to Pepperdine Mr. Garcia, what part of Mexico is your family from? Actually I am a Spaniard and my family is from Barcelona.
by bigdad39ico July 22, 2009
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Spaniard

A noun, meaning "one who is a spaniard".
Commonly used as a mild insult.

Users of the word may ponder for several millenia over the fact that the word's meaning contains the actual word.
Baffling.
"Suck my spleen, you Spaniard!"
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Spaniard

Anyone of the Spanish descent, including all countries in South and central America except Brazil. Usually their excessive 100 words-per-second, also clarified as the "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding", can be easily associated to a Spaniard.
Where are you from, Ecuador?
-Yes.
Okay. You're a Spaniard.

Okay, Spaniard, enough with the "ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding" words per second. Speak English.
by AntonioLopezdeSantaAnna November 19, 2010
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spaniard

a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain
I would go out with a spaniard.
by Ang89 September 20, 2006
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Spaniards

People with ancestors from spain. They are light white skinned, usually have dark hair and blue, green, or grey eyes. They are very athletic and fit. Spaniards are part Erupeon. Bieng a Spaniard is not an insult. Some people think since someone knows some spanish then they are mexican, but think thats wierd that they dont have the tanned skin, thats because they are spaniards. Unless, a wierd kid thinks everyone who comes out of spanish class is a mexican then claims they are all mexicans. The mentally challenged kid doesnt know anything.
Spaniards are from spain. Sometimes people don't know what someone from spain is called so they just call them spanish.
by MynameisLemons August 11, 2007
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The Spaniard

An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.
I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.
by TheSpaniard87 March 05, 2007
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