spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

spandex

pants used to amplify his/her penis size

nice spandex

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

spandex

the best freaking word ever! It's another word for tight.

Bob: "Did you see dwight howard's superman dunk in the Slam Dunk Contest?"

Fred: "That was so spandex, man."

by Scadoosh August 1, 2008

spandex

something not good to wear while having sex

spandex stick too much and become difficult to take off

by vicki November 27, 2003

Spandex Serious

A bicyclist who is extremely enthusiastic about the sport, purchasing all of the necessary clothing and gear, which includes spandex shorts and bike jerseys.

Those guys in the Tour De France are totally spandex serious.

by kidmelony August 16, 2012