scamwich

The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.

*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*

Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"

Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"

Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."

Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."

by JDMGio October 27, 2010

samitch

Something you eat that has 2 peices of bread with any other type of food product or byproduct inbetween the bread. This term is only used like this when currently eating what is normally known as a sandwich, and your mouth is to full to pronounce it properly.

"Yoooo mummm, dis samitch iss soooo mmmmm gooood mmmmm"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

Spambitching

Less than attractive one-night-stand, who you fucked in a semi-blackout drunken bender, incessantly blows up your cell for the next three days trying to get together.

Dude, that ugly chick from the dive bar, I fucked behind the dumpster, was spambitching me for days. I had to change my number.

by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019

Ham-Slamwich

Vigorous anal sex.

Rachel bent over in her bathrobe and the next thing ya know boom, ham-slamwich.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Slamwich

A sexual encounter that involves two guys under 150 pounds as the bread and one fat bitch over 250 pounds serving as the meat. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but more commonly found in backwoods towns and rural areas.

Dude we got so hammered we Slamwiched that waitress from Denny's last night!!

by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010

Samwich

A misconception of the word sandwich.

I am eating a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly. But, not a samwich.

by Big Bob Guy December 29, 2016

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005