smamtarded

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

by jefi b December 7, 2004

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

spactard

a cross between a retard and a spastic, usually said in a sarcastic manor

1.leave me alone you spactard!
2.

by Tanita April 22, 2006

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006