You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

by Bill so chill October 14, 2008

Biggie Smalls

One one of the best rappers of all time along wit Tupac. RIP Biggie

Eastside till We Die~1~

by Mike March 26, 2004

Stallsmithing

The art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.

PM to contracting officer, " Hey, COCOM 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our Strykers against IEDs."

CO response, "Well, I think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your Performance Work Statement to your Requirements Traceability Matrix. Then send it to the needs validation committee for approval."

PM response: "You cock-sucking piece of shit, you're Stallsmithing me!"

by Beepboopburp February 9, 2017

biggie smalls

The Notorious B.I.G.
One of the best ever.

"Let's listen to some of that 'biggie smalls' shit."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Smalls

The main character in "The Sandlot"

"You're killing me Smalls!"

by Scuba Steve July 17, 2003

Spalistoway

a very offensive word that means "motherfucker" in some made up language

Guy: Hey dude, want to go to my place?
Guy: Can't my mother is such a Spalistoway so she said no
Guy: Yeah, your mom is a total Spalistoway

by hasjfisdjfkm September 19, 2023

Naomi Smalls

Naomi Smalls is an American drag queen. Naomi was a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race season 8 where she lost to Bob The Drag Queen and RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars season 4 where she ended up on 3rd/4th place.

Naomi is known for her really long legs, her amazing lip-sync to RuPaul's song "Adrenaline" against Gia Gunn in lip-sync LaLaPaRuZa and high class fashion looks.

Also, Naomi has a song called "Pose", it's a bop and totally describes Naomi and her drag.

RuPaul: The time has come.... for you to lip-sync... for.. your.. LIFE
Naomi Smalls: *slays her lip-sync for "Adrenaline"*

by ~your vacuum cleaner <3 July 7, 2019