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spankogram

an email that contains pleasing pornographic images, which incites a long evening of masturbation.
Billy opened his email and received an interesting surprise. His eyes welled up with tears of joy, "This is the best spankogram that I have ever received."
by TammyS April 26, 2007
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Stalkophile

A combination of a Stalker and a Pedophile.

These people are often disguised as ice cream man selling ice cream, and prey on little kids at the park. Sounds like a ordinary pedophile, but these people follow the little kids home, making them a stalker as well.
Sometimes known as Pedolker.
CHRISTINE YOO are such a Stalkophile.

Stop hitting on that 13 yr old EMILY CHUNG.
by Stalkophile May 22, 2009
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spankodex

1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)
After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"
by ayemcee December 31, 2007
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Spankology

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there
by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012
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Spanko

Short form of spankophile. One who likes to spank or be spanked. This includes GG or Good Girl spankings and DD or Domestic Discipline spankings. This should not be confused with the BDSM scene which includes a embarrassment and humiliation and pain beyond simple spankings.
I am a spanko I love to spank and or be spanked
by quirkymichellie July 31, 2008
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Spalon

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!
by SkitMaster December 28, 2014
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spaldonian

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.
James is a spaldonian
by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019
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