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staggers and jags

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.
1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004
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Swaggerspare

When someone notices a person with less swag than them and has the opportunity to swaggerbang that person, but chooses to spare them. Reason for swaggersparing may include the fact that the better looking person is usually the victim of swaggerbanging.
Josh so could have swagger banged Blaire today. Her swag was off with her hoodie and jeans, but Josh was lookin fresh in his crisp polo. But because Blaire is usually such a hottie he decided to let this one slide and swaggerspare her. Laura was less kind and repeatedly swaggerbanged Blaire with various Swagger daggers.
by YBbloggers January 27, 2010
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SwaggerSouls

a sexy hunk of a man who wears a medieval helmet to cover his face (so mysterious) he indulges in ONLY legal actions and definitely doesn’t get stoned with the boys. his real name is not Eric Vivian Mathews, don’t believe fake news kids. you might have heard him shouting “yeet” or or “we pimp chimpin boys” on a regular basis. he’s the short one in the Misfits. go to gamersupps.gg and use code “MISFITS” for 10% off your order
Friend one: “who’s SwaggerSouls?”

Friend two: “only one of the best youtubers out there!!”
by MaGiKmgk October 20, 2020
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Shaggersaurus Rex

A surprisingly tame beast which possesses the unparalleled ability to sweep up any bird’s snapchat
Phwah Ella, would you look at Ben, he’s a real shaggersaurus rex.

Celine: Wow! He’s driving those ladies bananas!
by myflatmateisbeingsilly November 19, 2020
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spaggerpoopin

oh shit i just spaggerpooped/oh shit i am spaggerpoopin
by janett doe April 21, 2022
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Saggers

Undeniably enormous natural breasts that completely cover a woman's chest and almost rest on her legs when she sits down. They have a foot of cleavage or more with or without a bra and jiggle at the slightest provocation. Are ideal for burying one's entire head between for motorboating during intercourse.

Many people find tits of this magnitude excessive, cartoonish and off-putting, perhaps even disgusting, but there is a growing fetish market for women with mammaries of G cup size and above.

Softcore and hardcore porn depicting these women exist with special attention often being given to those who are capable of lactation, which opens up all sorts of sex play not capable in regular pornography.

Popular porn actresses who have saggers include Miosotis, Milena Velba, Cheron, Samantha 38G, Merilyn Sakova and Sapphire.
Jimmy was hypnotised by the sight of a woman whose massive mammaries were bursting out of her low cut top. Able to maintain his cool, he got her number and eventually got his chance to suck on her lactating saggers whilst having sex, fulfilling a lifelong dream.
by zekepl January 11, 2010
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swaggersouls

Some random fucker with a voice that gives you eargasm
A: I heard some nig with a real nice voice today
B: Must be that nig Swaggersouls
by S0meR4ndomN1g December 8, 2017
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