Spaf

To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco

Will Descrudités seriously spaf'd all over Peter Seymour

by WillWantsToBe30%Coco April 20, 2013

Spaf

Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face

Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!

Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!

by jamrag3957 November 8, 2010

SPAF

Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.

Did you see the outfit Matt was wearing tonight, it was totally SPAF.

by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011

spaf

An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.

Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.

by JBo10 November 6, 2010

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012

Spaf torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021