With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.
The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.
The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.
Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"
Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"
Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"
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v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks
1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.
2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks
1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.
2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
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2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
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