slowned

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

sonned

Similar to owned and pwned. To prevail heavily over an opponent in some form of competetive sense, such as a verbal argument or physical confrontation; mostly used in a one word sentence fragment.

mutha fucka your whole crew just got SONNED!!~!1!!

by nxm December 16, 2003

sowndarya

Sowndarya is a bad bitch, the end.

How is Sowndarya so god damn gorgeous she is a literal queen, she is soo smart and she is confident what more could u find in the perfect girl.

by T.J Avery April 16, 2021

swoned

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

by phyx May 13, 2005

Snowned

1) When one is incapable of doing what they planned to do due to snow.
2) When one gets hit in the face with a snowball.

1) Jack: Lets go play basketball
John: We can't... it's snowing
Bob: HAHA SNOWNED!
2) SNOWNED!

by Poopodactyl December 9, 2008

swoned

Its means the same as owned.

I fucking swoned that mofo!

by 2xD June 17, 2003