soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 4, 2004

soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.

Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.

by DGunner71 September 15, 2005

Soup Sandwich

A bad situation.

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich

by Freddy All December 29, 2015

Soup Sandwich

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005

Soup Sandwich

A slang street/prison term used to describe the softness in a person who is supposed to be "Stand-up" or "Solid" and clearly, is not.

Someone is supposed to be a lookout in a particular situation, eg; smuggling, smoking,using drugs, and the individual does not or even worse, rats his friends out, he is 'solid like a soup sandwich'.

by carseyjones October 18, 2011

Soup Sandwich

An unbelievably messy situation. Think literally, two pieces of bread with soup in between.

With 3 ex-boyfriends in the room, the possiblility of a SOUP SANDWICH was high.

by Dan Seaberg January 18, 2008

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003