son of a bitch 

The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You.

Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa!

son of a bitch by Stevie-C July 21, 2005

Son of a mother 

A polite way of saying son of a bitch in front of children.

You stub your toe in front of your daughter "ooooh son of a mother"

Son of a mother by Smart assy and sassy May 15, 2016

son of a poo 

A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.

You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!

son of a poo by letithappen88 December 30, 2016

son of a fucktard

An insult u use when u run out of ideas during an argument.

Dude 1: Fuck ur father, u son of a bitch

Dude 2: Fuck ur mother, u son of a hmmm.. u son of a fucktard

son of a fucktard by anon5555 October 9, 2009

Son Of A Fish 

When your about to call someone a son of a b*tch but a mature person walks by.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: F**ked your mom last night
Person 1: Son of a...
*Person 3 walks by*
Person 1: son of a fish!

Son Of A Fish by MyPseudonyn March 14, 2015

son of a cunt 

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

son of a cunt by smendez April 4, 2010

Son of a Bush 

An excited utterance or exclamation muttered by US tourists when traveling overseas during the term of the 43rd US president - George W Bush (2001–2009).

President Bush's aggressive policies drew the ire of many people worldwide. So much so, that being a US citizen traveling abroad invoked a certain scorn from the locals, which prompted this defensive mantra.

Hey!! I don't like my president either. Please understand that I didn't vote for that Son of a Bush!!!

Son of a Bush by Jan-chan December 31, 2009