Wellington, Somerset

Chav city tbh.

Wellington, Somerset. Maybe Taunton a tad bit.

by flubbadubbafish February 3, 2013

Somerset Academy Canyons

A shitty ass school filled with a bunch of white, redneck, homophobic boys who call everyone gay and a faggot, but behind the scenes, love to mess with each other’s assholes. Also happens to inhabit white girls who think they’re black and Hispanic girls who think they’re white and also say faggot. Might just happen to be filled with teachers who think they’re students too!

Damn, Jamie is going to Somerset Academy Canyons! I feel so bad for him dude.

by keepingitundercoverpt1 October 27, 2018

Somerset

noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.

Going to Somerset? They do good home-brewed cider, if that tempts you?

by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005

Somerset

The best english county (and apparently some shit place in america, but dont let that put you off from visiting somerset friends from abroad). Gave the world cider, the flushing toilet, cheddar cheese (the best kind of cheese bar none! If its from somerset and not some knock off stuff anyway) and the combine harvester! People struggle to understand the somerset people due to their thick accents except people from somerset and people from a small west indian island who, by coincidence, have the same accent). There is a large celtic influence in somerset from Wales and Cornwall hence why the area (or westcountry, including devon/cornwall) is a lot more like Wales than the rest of England. However, unfortunately, somerset is close to Bristol, who share our accent, tarring the reputation of our great county.
It is home of the world renowned glastonbury music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. Although this is not actually in Glastonbury, rather Worthy farm in Pilton, Glastonbury is a hippy town with a big hill and some stupid half castle that King Arthur supposedly lived in. Yawn.

Person from London: Hello good chap.
Person from Somerset: Arryte moi babber, ow b aahn?
Person from London: I beg your pardon?
Person from Somerset: Hehehe.

by Ciderboy February 18, 2009

Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.

by Lollage May 25, 2008

somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!

person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"

by joescarecrow February 6, 2010

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019