why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

SomeBODY

ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED. SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING, FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING. DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN. YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB. SO MUCH TO SEE, SO MUCH TO DO, NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO, YOU NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW. HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY, HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GETTHE SHOW ON, GET PAID, AND ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD, ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD. IT'S A COLD PLACE, THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER

I'm too lazy to make the rest of the song...

Why? This is a dying meme.

SomeBODY

by Boneless Ass-Whooping July 1, 2017

somebody else's trouble

Steve used to say it ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble, as long as fate is busting someone else's bubble, you'll be just fine.

It ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble.

by I, Wreckerrr April 14, 2021

somebody that i used to know

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Used when someone asked who gotye is
Person 1 : Who is Gotye?
Person 2 : somebody that i used to know

by FishDiscount January 1, 2022

It be like that sometimes

Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced...
Me: It be like that sometimes...

2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt...
Me: Damn, it be like that sometimes....

by Victor Erazo July 16, 2006

Has somebody tickled your peach?

this means when somebody has got on the wrong side of you, or pissed you off

'hey how are you'

'dont talk to me'
'has somebody tickled your peach?'

by charl j February 15, 2014

It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.

Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.

by Keykonday May 24, 2018