by makingsolsticehappen January 22, 2011
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The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.
by Teflon Johnny February 9, 2014
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That Pontiac Solstice is one sharp American roadster. I sure wish I had bought one before GM shut down the factory.
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