software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

software engineer by medaeval February 6, 2004

software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

software engineer by Nicolai January 24, 2004

software engineer

A programmer who's getting paid a management salary.

That software engineer conned someone into giving him more money.

software engineer by phrebh January 23, 2004

software engineer

one who is an engineer of software and spends 20 percent of his/her day doing so the other 80 percent is looking up porn!

what did you do at work today bob? oh nothing just "booted my harddrive"

software engineer by Dr. Fatz February 2, 2004

Software engineer

Brianna Wu

Brianna Wu is a software engineer

Software engineer by Katjakaos January 12, 2017

associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.

Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.

associate software engineer by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007

software engineering 

Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.

I am a software engineer.

software engineering by Matt Sharpe February 5, 2004