software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

by medaeval February 6, 2004

software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

by Nicolai January 24, 2004

software engineer

A programmer who's getting paid a management salary.

That software engineer conned someone into giving him more money.

by phrebh January 23, 2004

software engineer

one who is an engineer of software and spends 20 percent of his/her day doing so the other 80 percent is looking up porn!

what did you do at work today bob? oh nothing just "booted my harddrive"

by Dr. Fatz February 2, 2004

Software engineer

Brianna Wu

Brianna Wu is a software engineer

by Katjakaos January 12, 2017

associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.

Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.

by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007

software engineering

Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.

I am a software engineer.

by Matt Sharpe February 5, 2004