secksual

1) A poor way to spell "Sexual"

2) An unhealthy obsession with Oprah Winfrey

1) "I HAD SECKSUAL INTERCOURSE PLX"

2) "I have a secksual, man."

by SpongebobButtSecks August 4, 2008

bi-sacksual

What redecks call people who go both ways

lookee at my old lady kissing her sister there, I do beeleave she is bi-sacksual!

by Yo Mama Osama March 15, 2004

sockspander

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands

'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

socksauce

Semen produced from masturbation. Can be found places other than just inside of a sock.

I can't believe he shot his socksauce into your mouth

by Mr Wally October 26, 2009

Sockshare

A social program in which a sock left behind in the dryer by the previous user may be claimed as one's own until the next laundry cycle.

I found a sock in the dryer, so I declared sockshare and put it in my sock drawer.

by Hogie Bear October 9, 2012

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 21, 2008

sicksual

A Mixture Of The Word 'Sick' And The Word 'Sexual'

'Yo Bono, Check Out My New Shoes..' 'Yeah Blud, They're Sicksual Like.'

'That Chick Over There Is Giving Me Sicksual Looks.'

by Pinkiee October 24, 2007