Suckster

An interesting alternative for referring to a blowjob.

"Dude, did you bang that pig?"

"nah, I just got suckster"

by Suckster March 13, 2009

Suckster

Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.

Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.

by pamschel May 3, 2009

Sockstress

sockstress (noun): the discomfort or frustration caused by wearing socks that feel wrong — too tight, itchy, or slipping

By the end of the day, the sockstress was driving me crazy.

by Max verstapn October 25, 2025