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Isaac de Snuts

A dutch explorah who likes to suck things. He is famous because chinese people killed him two times long time ago.
by qwehnaudslkf May 30, 2022
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Issac Des Snuts

ISSAC DES SNUTS
Another word or a word like " I SUCK THESE NUTS "
by YouDirtyMind January 4, 2022
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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019
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Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"
That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017
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Slutstume

Noun.

Around Halloween season and on all soul's eve and it's related parties and drunken get-togethers, college age and night club scene women will wear costumes that are thinly veiled outfits to a theme but are just slutty in nature and to display the assets. Halloween simply serves as a convenient excuse for these girls to dress and act as slutty as possible without negative repercussion and backlash.

Slut Costume.
That Halloween store will sell out of slutstumes like they do every year before Halloween.

Let's count how many blondes will wear their slutstumes compared to brunettes and redheads.
by Jiggly-Licious October 4, 2019
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The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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backdoor sluts 9

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2!
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughy Nurses 2!
by Ziggy Fry August 4, 2008
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