snuke

A suitcase nuclear device which is designed to be hidden in a woman's snizz

"Miss Clinton it appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz"

by b33r December 15, 2008

snuke

A suitcase nuke that fits inside a woman's snizz or snatch. It is short for either "snatch nuke" or "snizz nuke". The term was first used in the South Park episode "The Snuke". The snuke was located in Hillary Clinton's vagina.

CIA Agent: "Hillary Clinton has a suitcase nuke in her sniz."
Cartman: "A snuke?"
CIA Agent: "Yeah."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

snuke

a brief-case nuclear device, modified to fit in a womans snatch, to be sef off via remote.

Recently on on South Park, Hillary Clinton was found to have a snuke in her snatch

by Redhawk23 December 15, 2008

snuke

Suitcase nuke. Small enough to fit in a very wide gap.

There's a snuke in Hil-Dog's snatch.

by Bill2 December 15, 2008

snuke

When you either accidentally or deliberately to be ironic type "smile" with your right hand on the wrong keys.

Originated in text-based MUDs in the 90s where users would type commands into the console to "emote."

Example 1.

Person 1: I love you so much, dearest.
Person 2: Sweet! *SNUKE*

Example 2.

"say I just slayed that level 50 dragon!"
You say: I just slayed that level 50 dragon!

"Hrothgar: snuke"
Hrothgar tries to type "smile" but his hands are on the wrong keys!

by Shiggity & Trionna May 25, 2012

Snukes

Noun: An undefined amount of junk food eaten when intoxicated, especially when drunk or high.

Verb: To gorge one's body with large amounts of food at unreasonable rates when intoxicated.

1. Let's go grab some snukes from my mom's pantry when we're done blazing.

2. You were snuking mad hard last night when you had the drunchies.

by Captain MoGunz August 3, 2012

snuke

a person who snoozes and loses. convenient if their name is luke

“shut up snuke!” “snuke where is your g spot?”

by souuup August 10, 2020