Snuggie

The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.

"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"

by spankbearx69 April 6, 2009

Snuggie

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?

mom can i get a snuggie? no just get a blanket loser.

by AWESOME! March 17, 2009

Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009

Snuggie

A gloved handjob.

Guy 1: Dude, I got the most awesome snuggie last night.
Guy 2: You meen the blanket with sleeves?
Guy 1: Nah man, a gloved handjob.

by James and Joseph August 28, 2010

Snuggie

Basically just a stupid mix of a soft blanket and a robe. Pointless if you ask me.

Person A: Crap it's cold in here. D you have a blanket?
*person B hands person A a snuggie*
Person A: What the hell what kind of retarded over sized robe is this?!?

by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010

Snuggie

A girl with a tight pussy. When you screw her, it creates a snug fit. Thus, a snuggie.

Dude, Emma is a real snuggie.
Haha seriously, man? That's tight!

by The waffle eater January 1, 2010

Snuggie

Hiding in a woman's bathroom wearing the snuggie backwards while naked. Wait for one, then run into the stall like the mother fucking flash and deepthroat until you ejactulate on her face. Then give her a hug and a wicked mushroom tattoo on her face and scream SNUGGIE and exit the snuggy ritual ground.

I gave my ex Debrah a warm snuggie for Christmas last year

by ASS CLINCHER November 5, 2010