Snuggie

A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!

Ever since I bought the snuggie, my parents wont talk to me, anymore.

by FunniPersin November 20, 2009

Snuggie

(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.

Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!

by Pooperscooper! November 4, 2009

Snuggie

The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.

"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"

by spankbearx69 April 6, 2009

snuggie

a wedgie; term commonly used in the late 1970's and early 1980's

I'm having a hard time walking because those eighth-graders gave me a snuggie.

by little man March 5, 2009

Snuggie

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?

mom can i get a snuggie? no just get a blanket loser.

by AWESOME! March 17, 2009

snuggie

The hero of the trees. SAVE A TREE WEAR A SNUGGIE
comes in great colors like

kkk red
grandma blue
or the ever popular dylan bean green.

Are you drunk?
of course you are you are wearing a snuggie.

Hunny dont go near that man hes wearing a snuggie!

by big chief little man March 2, 2009

Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009