The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.
"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"
by spankbearx69 April 07, 2009
a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?
by AWESOME! March 18, 2009
Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!
Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah
by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009
Guy 1: Dude, I got the most awesome snuggie last night.
Guy 2: You meen the blanket with sleeves?
Guy 1: Nah man, a gloved handjob.
Guy 2: You meen the blanket with sleeves?
Guy 1: Nah man, a gloved handjob.
by James and Joseph August 29, 2010
Person A: Crap it's cold in here. D you have a blanket?
*person B hands person A a snuggie*
Person A: What the hell what kind of retarded over sized robe is this?!?
*person B hands person A a snuggie*
Person A: What the hell what kind of retarded over sized robe is this?!?
by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010
by The waffle eater January 01, 2010
Hiding in a woman's bathroom wearing the snuggie backwards while naked. Wait for one, then run into the stall like the mother fucking flash and deepthroat until you ejactulate on her face. Then give her a hug and a wicked mushroom tattoo on her face and scream SNUGGIE and exit the snuggy ritual ground.
by ASS CLINCHER November 04, 2010