by Jeremy November 24, 2003
Get the Showgirl'd mug.An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
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