Snowden

(Noun) Someone who steals secrets from the government (or anyone), and when caught claims it is for the good of the people. A fake Robin Hood.

(Verb) Is also used as the act of stealing secrets.

Bae used to work at McDonalds until she pulled a Snowden and stole the special sauce recipe.

They used to be besties till that Snowden told her man about Julie cheating.

by Bytewitch October 8, 2016

Snowden

A person who claims they will
complete their work at home, but never does.

I need this work done today, don’t pull a Snowden.

by scenesfromItaly October 16, 2017

snowden

when you purposefully leak a fluid (sexual or non sexual) on someone

She asked me to snowden on her face last night.

by sneakysnack May 3, 2018

Snowden

1. When a man steals all your valuables after you've fallen asleep from lovemaking and disappears

2. When a father takes all of his belongings and walks out on his family and is never seen or heard from again

1. I invited a guy over last night and when I woke up, he and all my cash was gone. He pulled a Snowden on me!
2. Roberta and her family haven't been the same since her husband abandoned them. That asshole totally Snowdened it!
{Snowden} {thief} {abandoned} {family}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

snowden

verb: A paradoxical situation where an unfavorable outcome is presented by the party in disagreeance.

"hey yo dick! the boss wanted to get me fired so they just snowdened me citing poor performance"

by SexGalore June 30, 2024

Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work

I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.

by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013

Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.

Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.

by leerinabox August 28, 2015