shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

scrotworthy

adj.
used in conjuction with an noun - describes something that fills all the criteria of being worthy of performing oral sex on ones scrotum.

Example 1 -
person a - "damn, that chick was majorly scrotworthy!"
person b - "werd."

Example 2 -
person a - "that new game looks fairly scrotworthy..."
person b - "true dat!"

by perverse May 13, 2005

Spitworthy

When you take a bite of a food and are so disgusted by its flavor, or lack of, that you can't even swallow it.

Kate: "Did you try some of that zucchini bread at the potluck today?"

Lynn: "OMG! It was so gross that I had to spit it out."

Sara: "Yeah, that zucchini bread was definitely spitworthy"

by Blendina Josephina September 19, 2009

snapworthy

A friend who can be trusted that when sent an awful snapchat face, will not screen shot it.

Jill is a snapworthy friend. Jim's a shitty douche though, and snapshots every bad face I send.

by MmmmmmmBoys February 24, 2014

Slutworthy

When something is so shocking that is worthy of being called a slut.

"Oh my god, Gilly did you see that goal? It was slutworthy."

by robbo89 February 10, 2007

shitworthy

Something worthless and of no convenience.

Person 1: Hey let me help you with -insert any work here-.
Person 2:No,I don't need your shitworthy help.

by pikachuchoo February 27, 2014