spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

snotulance

When you have a cold, flu, or otherwise caused - runny nose.

Derived from snotty and flatulance. It's a lot of snot. Thus: snot - ulance.

Variation:
Snotulant: The state of having snotulance.

sg: How are you today?

jy: I still have snotulance. I have a cold. :(

by Jony The Boy May 21, 2006

Slutulated

this is when a perfectly normal person is turned into a slut/man whore due to the actions of other sluts/man whores. This causes acts such as dancing on tables and stripping in public, also leads to incidents involving dangerous amounts of alcohol and a sexual misuse of eggs.

She was only acting like such a whore because that bitch Cindy slutulated her.

by Cate_is_amazing January 10, 2008

Snotule

Microscopic blobs of snot that come out when you laugh or blow hard through an uncongested nose.

My dad mad some snotule when I made him laugh.

by Jerryg2719 June 13, 2011

snaturated

When a woman is so sexually aroused and wet that it can be visibly seen through her bottoms.

Baby girl was so snaturated she leaked through her lululemons and onto my drawers!

by dawghawk12 October 18, 2016