Snottermelon

A dude who uses talk of snot, projectile vomit and poop discussion to woo a girl in a sweet way.

"Oh Snottermelon, thanks for the picture of that dude puking out his nose".

by dorkasaurstrikesagain June 22, 2009

Wasabi Snooters

The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.

Hey, My Man! Wasabi, Lots!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005

snoofter

An individual who goes around sniffing girls' bike seats, typically for sexual pleasure.

That guy's a snoofter!

by snotty August 17, 2006

snottered

When you have had too much alcohol to drink.

That man over there looks a bit snottered!

by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013

cum snooter

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.

"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.

by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009

snooter

A snooter is a dog's nose.

Hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!

by Coconut Head in Space May 24, 2005

snooter

Noun. A specialty device used in the process of doozing. (verb: to dooze. The act of insufflating or otherwise sniffing or snorting various types of powdered narcotic)

a snooter would be something such as a rolled up bill, a straw shortened to an appropriate length, or a portion of a disassembled pen. Anything that is in the form of a tube that will fit comfortably up the nostril to aid in the process of doozing

1: Do you have a snooter?
2: Pass the snooter
3: Question: how can i dooze this line? Answer: Take the snooter, put it in your nostril and sniff it.

by Dooze_Doctor September 30, 2009